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Dave Berwick
Who was Osama
bin Laden?
By DAVE BERWICK
Times Columnist
On Sunday May 8, 2011 I
was at home recuperating from
a major league weekend blow-
out, by watching the TV Sun-
day morning talk shows.
On the show "This Week"
George Will one of America's
smartest people said that Usa-
ma bin Laden had a handwrit-
ten notebook with a plan inside
it to derail a train in America.
George Will noted that this
plan was not too ambitious for
the world's greatest terrorist
who has been reported to have
a vast number of the people at
his disposal with an even great-
er sum of money.
Derail a chuB chuB train, are
you kidding me? Osama bin
Laden was going to strike fear
and terrorize the free world by
forcing a chuB chuB train off its
tracks.
Then they showed bin Laden
watching television. His TV was
very small with numerous wires
hanging off it like it was 1960's
technology. He's wrapped in an
old cheap blanket with a wool
sock cap on his head. It looked
like the place he was hiding in
had very little heat, if any at all.
It was hard to picture him as
dangerous terrorist. He looked
more like a starving third world
person living in abject poverty.
Was this the real Osama bin
Laden?
Several minutes later on
"This Week" appeared Tom
Donilon the national Security
advisor who painted a very dif-
ferent picture of Osama bin Lad-
en. He stated that the world's
greatest terrorist was at work
plotting and scheming to bring
the Free World to its knees by a
combination of terrorist acts.
I was confused by the two dif-
ferent reports as to who Osama
bin Laden actually was.
I decided to watch a different
network to gain more insight as
to who bin Laden actually was.
Osama Bin Ladin watching himself on TV
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"Meet the Press" had on Bob
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shown of Osama watching tele-
vision wrapped in a blanket,
which caused Woodward, one of
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looked like an old forgotten
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view than Woodward. He stated
that Osama was loved by Al-
Qaeda and America could ex-
pect payback for killing him.
After that show ended I was
confused! Who was Osama bin
Laden? I sat pondering this
question. I had taken notes dur-
ing the two programs and began
looking over them and discov-
ered a very interesting fact.
The non-government people
George Will and Bob Wood-
ward had portrayed Osama bin
Laden as a has-been. In fact,
George Will had stated that de-
railing a train was picayunish
and almost comical. Is this the
best the world's greatest terror-
ists could come up with?
Bob Woodward said that Al-
Qaeda was dying and if it did
anything at all in the future
it would be small operations
conducted by one or two man
teams.
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